teenssfromhell:

when relatives ask u questions about ur future 

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(Source: seedy, via ant0rm)

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

(Source: neopiacentral, via metalhearted)

i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

(Source: lamemom, via departured)

shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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(Source: shovel-girl, via disowns)

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(via feisty-lady)

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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(via thelazykorean)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via relahvant)